Lyrics:

So You Want To Be My Girlfriend
wax My Moustache In The Morning
i'll Curse You Over Breakfast
where's My Coffee; Call This A Boiled Egg
it's Runny, Or Hard
yes, It's Hard

i Never Said It Would Be Fun
i Never Said It Would Be...

you Think I Need A Son And Daughter
to Fetch My Slippers, Clean The Chimney
i'll Whip Johnny Every Sunday
i'll Lock Mary In The Cupboard
all Night Long, She'll Cry
oh, She'll Cry

i Never Said It Would Be Fun
i Never Said It Would Be...

so You Want To Grow Old With Me
paint My Hair Black In The Evening
we'll Go Cruising On A Liner
i'll Be Oozing In The China
and Coughing
as We Go To Mexico

i Never Said It Would Be Fun
i Never Said It Would Be...