i Was Standin At A Big Hotel wishin Everybody Well but If Anybody Paid Me Any Mind It Was Hard To Tell a Big Policeman On His Beat pulled His Pistol And He Pointed At Me lookin Down The Barrel I Could See The Gates Of Hell i Was Standin' At A Big Hotel
so I Went Walkin Down The Avenue lookin For Someone Who Looked Like You but I Never Saw A Face That Seemed To Ring A Bell so I Stopped Beside The Five And Dime just Window-Shoppin And Wastin Time when Along Came A Gal Who Sold Me All She Had To Sell she Left Me Standin' At A Big Hotel i Lost My Mind In The Wilds Of Hollywood i Did Some Time In The Shadows Where I Stood i Let The Cards Fall Where They Fell... and I Found Myself Standin' At A Big Hotel
a Blind Lady With A Big Tin Cup had Her Pencils All Sharpened Up she Was Standin In The Door Just To See What She Could Sell but Nobody Bought A Thing All Night they Thought She Was A Pitiful Sight lord Help The Gal Who Helps Herself standin' At A Big Hotel
long Gone Are Horse N Buggy Days big Limousines Are Here To Stay and When They See You To The Door they Want Something For Their Help but I Saw Somebody Make A Little Slip he Only Left The Kid A Ten Cent Tip you Shoulda Heard What I Heard When I Heard That Bell Boy Yell... standin' At A Big Hotel
lord Lord What's The Matter With Me to Pay So Much For The Song I Sing when All I Was Doin Was Singin It To Myself like Standin In A Stagnant Stream with Nothin In The World Left To Dream i Was Dyin At The Bottom Of A Dried Up Wishin Well i Was Standin' At A Big Hotel
well I Know What You're Thinkin Today i Can Feel It Though I'm Miles Away everybody Knows I Love My Southern Belle but From The East To The Wild Wild West they Say A Bird In The Hand Is Best so Here I Am With A Bird Dog And A Bottle Of Muscatel standin' At A Big Hotel