Lyrics:

I have traveled everywhere in most every state;
I've met girlies here and there and I think they're great
But there's one that pleased me and squeezed me and teased me
Down old Missouri way

Her name was Kitty, from Kansas City
Sure was a pity she wasn't pretty
Hey, Hey she's not hard to see
She weighs two-forty three
I hope she doesn't get much fatter
But if she does, it doesn't matter;
Kitty from Kansas City
Now there's a girl that I adore
She's so dumb, she doesn't know a thing
She thinks that July the Fourth is an English King!
I love her, I love her, that's easy to see
It's Kansas City Kitty for me

Her name was Kitty, from Kansas City
Sure was a pity she wasn't pretty
Hey, Hey I loved her just because
She's not the girl she was
How she can cook, and she can wash
But when she starts to love
Oh, Gosh!
It's Kitty from Kansas City
Now there's a girl that I adore
She's so dumb, her brain is in a whirl
Why she thinks that Babe Ruth, is a chorus girl!
I love her, I love her, and I'm up a tree