Well she wants to be a singer in the band Maybe I'll give the girl a hand and a microphone Looks like she's all alone She can bring a friend though she's not my kind of friend She keeps staring me out with her Ol' black and blue eyes And I can take her dancing just so give the girl a chance And I was never that good at being nice when I should I guess that she'll forgive me Right before she tries to kill me Cause I sold her on yesterday's Come take me home, eye... eye... eye... eye... eyes And I can take her waltzin just so She could kick my head in An' oh I do believe I was drunk And both of my heads had shrunk I guess her name was Tina cause before I'd even seen her I was lost in uh what's yer name Come take me home eyes Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go And if she does she's getting there slow And I could help her out but I've got somewhere to be And that's the very thing when your dealing with me Young soul shagger beggin me to bag her Filthy heart and swollen hips And she said oh my dearest I'm not pretty And isn't it a pity that you won't kiss these rotten lips Come take me home eyes Or black and blue eyes Chelsea said she's got nowhere to go And if she does she's getting there slow And I would help her but I've got somewhere to be And that's the very thing when your dealing with me LyricsFreak