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Song:You Don't Want To Know
Album:TherapyGenres:Folk
Year:1989 Length:226 sec

Lyrics:

It was colder than a witches tit, colder than a Polar

bear's nose,

Colder than the shoulder of my old flame, colder than

hell ever knows,

Not quite as cold as you think it is when the wind

chill factors blow,

But at Centigrade and Fahrenheit it felt way below

zero.



The electric duvet was cranked way up to 10, the gas

fires were on full blast,

When i get the bills from both of those Boards i don't

know if the money will last,

I was fully clothed in my entire wardrobe but i still

couldn't feel my toes,

The pipes all burst and we had another first, the water

in the toilet bowl froze.



When the radio ordered me to stay at home i obeyed

though i was miffed,

But the roads were ice, there was a ton of snow, and

when the wind blows snow will drift,

I was brushing and flossing my chattering teeth and in

the mirror i saw my breath,

Half frozen watching the TV news, the other half of me

was worried to death.



We've got helicopter rescues and freezing old ladies

and the choochoo trains won't go,


On the M4 there's a 5 mile tailback, lorries jacknifing

in the snow,

And it's summertime down in Australia and what gets

right under my skin,

On the TV they showing suntanned cricketers, they're

just rubbing it in !



And they're saying it's from Siberia, that Communist,

Arctic zone,

What we've got is a Russian plot to make the World it's

ice-cream cone,

Whether we're gonna get a break, the weatherman will

not say,

I took my dog for a walk and he took a crap, you won't

smell it until April or May.



And the same thing happened here last year, but you

don't want to know,

In England people go around wearing raincoats and

training shoes in the snow.



It was the coldest day on record, in the coldest week

in memory,

It was the coldest month in the coldest year on the

coldest night in history,

But don't ask me just how cold it was, you don't want

to know,

On Centigrade and Fahrenheit it felt way below zero,

I'm talking Centigrade and Fahrenheit, it was way below

zero.




 

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