Lyrics:

P is the best letter
In the whole alphabet
Because it starts the
Name of
The greatest band ever

The greatest band ever
Happens to be the one
You are now listening to
We're the greatest band ever

God we fuckin' rule

We should have like, 12 solid gold tour buses, each with a warp drive so we can tour the universe, and yachts made out of the bones of endangered species. Oh, we should have our band name carved into the moon, so that fans can always see our band name, and we should have guarddogs made out of diamonds to protect our ruby-encrusted palaces!
Yeah, that

R is the second best letter
Of those mentioned
Because it starts the name of
The greatest singer ever

The greatest singer ever
Happens to be the one
You are now listening to
I'm your favorite singer ever

God I fuckin' rule

You see, I'm not just an average guy, I'm the singer from Psychostick! I shouldn't just have one chick, I should have a whole harem, and I shouldn't just have one harem, I should have 2, in every state! And each chick should be able to fly to Starbucks to get my mocha frappucino, and my chicks have Wi-Fi preinstalled! Really fast Wi-Fi

J is a better letter
Than the ones that you've heard
Because it starts the name of
The guys playing stringed instruments

We are the ones that
Destroy your faces off
Because we break it down

Feel it

Just kidding

Hey, let's do A. A is a good letter too, right?

La la-la-la la, la-la la-la-la-la, la-la-la la-la
The greatest band ever
La la-la-la la, la-la la-la-la-la, la-la-la la la la

P-S-Y-C-H-O-S-T-I-C-K
P-S-Y-C-H-O-S-T-I-C-K

That's how you spell our name
Get it fuckin' right
Or we'll burn down your club