Lyrics:

I can't get up because if I do


I'll take a long look around me
I'll just be staring at the wally

And forget what I got up for

Breakfast being the only thing

That gets me out of bed



Gluey eyed I stumble through my room and down the hall

My stomach screams and to the floor I fall
At least I can scratch my balls


Cocoa Crispies calling my name and crackling in my head

My pipes are getting rusty
My brain smells more like cheese




I think I'll watch some t.v. or spin a record instead

Cheers Love Connection or something like the Dating Game