Lyrics:

There was me, that is Françoise
And I sat in the Firegoldpooshka
Looking for drencroms
Hoping to meet my droogies

Next to me were some gloopy lewdies
Drinking molokococktails
I asked them for
Synthemescal
Vellocetanol
Or Euphorisaker

Oh! This would sharpen me up
And make me ready for a bit of the old
Ultra Violence