Lyrics:
I made a machineCalled The Boy Least Likely ToIt feeds me shortbread biscuitsAnd it makes my little dreams come trueIt thinks for meAnd everything I used to do it does for meIt's made of aluminumAnd it runs off pencil batteriesI know that it makes me happyBut something about it frightens meI made a machineTo make my life easierBut it's made it more complicatedThan it ever was beforeI programmed itTo simulate the feelings that I used to getIt reads me bedtime storiesAnd it makes me feel human againIt doesn't have to understandWhat it's doingAnd it does everythingA human being canIt stores my thoughts and feelingsIn its databaseI tell it thingsWhen I'm feeling sadSometimes it the onlyReal friend that I haveAnd that's what makes me sadI made a machineCalled The Boy Least Likely ToIt has lots of switches and buttonsBut I don't know what they doI know it can'tUnderstand the intricacies of my heartBut when I cuddle up to itIt comes to life in my armsI know that it makes me happyBut something about it frightens me