Lyrics:

Clutching the phone till my hands were sore
I never understood pain before, christopher
You cannot know what it does to me
Hearing you speak with this frequency

I never knew what one voice could do
I was in heaven the moment I heard you
My friends go out drinking and having fun -
I stay in bed with my headphones on

Shot down with arrows from waves above
Christopher Lydon renounced my love

It took so long to get through to you
I never understood sorrow, and now I do
I finally got past your moniter
And you broke my heart in two, chrisopher

Christopher, I am your listener, christopher
I've never felt love like this before, christopher
Christopher, now and forevermore, chrisopher
I'll never stop saying christopher, christopher

Finally I knew what I had to do
Christopher I had to make the connection with you
I dont care that you could be my father, dear chistopher
I will be yours til the bitter end........

So during a show about joan of arc
I got through - I said:
'christopher lydon, you've stolen my heart'
When I asked if you felt the same way for me
You cut me off like a guillotine

Drawn like a bull to a matador-
I just see visions of chrisopher
Shot down by arrows from waves above
Christopher lydon renounced my love

Christopher, I was your prisoner, christopher
I hope you're happy now chistopher
Thank you for everything but I'm not listening anymore nor do I plan to contribute to NPR
Christopher what do you take me for I'm not just any old talk show host groupie....
Oh christopher.....is there a chance for me?
Christopher...beautiful, beautiful christopher....beautiful, beautiful, beautiful christopher....