Lyrics:

There's a spider on the floor, on the floor
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor
Who could ask for anymore than a spider on the floor
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor
Now the spider's up my leg, on my leg
Now the spider's on my leg, on my leg
Oh, it's really, really big, this old spider on my leg
There's a spider on my leg, on my leg
Now the spider's on my stomach, on my stomach
Oh, the spider's on my stomach, on my stomach
Oh, he's just a dumb old lummock
This old spider on my stomach
There's a spider on my stomach, on my stomach
Now the spider's on my neck, on my neck
Oh, the spider's on my neck, on my neck
Oh, I'm gonna be a wreck, I've got a spider on my neck
There's a spider on my neck, on my neck
Now the spider's on my face, on my face
Oh, the spider's on my face, on my face
Oh, what a big disgrace, I've got a spider on my face
There's a spider's on my face, on my face
Now the spider's on my head, on my head
Oh, the spider's on my head, on my head
Oh, I wish that I were dead, I've got a spider on my head
There's a spider on my head, on my head
But he jumps off!

Now there's a spider on the floor, on the floor
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor
Who could ask for anymore, than a spider on the floor
There's a spider on the floor, on the floor