Lyrics:

[Verse 1 - Example (Ali Love):]
They're all clothed but it feels like an orgy
They're stood here before me, all gorgeous and horny
And only 18 but that's legal, they seem to be fucked

On a mixture of mandy and brandy
Handy for me, it's handy for Randy
I stop for a chat with a girl and her hair smells like candy
She's pissed but still understands me
We talk for a bit, then I speak to her candidly
(Hello little miss, there's a room upstairs)
(It ain't a double bed but who the fuck cares?)
(Let's enjoy each others' bodies - look, one night only)
(You ain't gotta see me and won't have to phone me)
Apologies, honestly, ain't nothing wrong with me
I seem a little faltered but I'm getting to the point
Cause it's better that we're joint in agreement
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[Hook - Ali Love (Example):]
1, 2, 3, I wanna fuck you so will you fuck me?
4, 5, 6, we can do it for the love or can do it for the teenage kicks
7, 8, 9, I'm only counting numbers cause we're running out of time
10 (well, come on then - it makes sense, I'm a boy, you're a girl)

[Refrain - Ali Love:]
Don't you say, don't you say, don't you say that you won't
Cause it's a shame, it's a shame, it's a shame if we don't
Don't you say, don't you say, don't you say cause you won't
Cause it's a shame, it's a shame, it's a shame if we don't

[Verse 2 - Example:]
The other dudes in the room can't stand me
I'm older than them, I'm like Clooney, they're puny
And all still at uni and angry I probably rate
Eva, Susie and Kate, they can see right through me
I know how they feel when they lose cause I've been in their shoes
About seven years back when I couldn't get gash
But now I get muff cause of honesty and wit
Plus I'm wiser now, where wasn't we?
All these other guys at the party, see
They all wanna bang you but craftily
Whereas I'm talking to you whole-heartedly
I ain't a pretender with hidden agendas
I'm sorry, that's no way to speak
Ok, I'm going to the bathroom to take a leak
I could wait a week but I want you right now
You want another glassful of Jacob's Creek?

[Hook]

[Refrain]

[Sample - Fatal Attraction Trailer]