Lyrics:

Always had a roof above me Always paid the rent but I've never set foot inside a tent Can't build a fire to save my life I lied about being the outdoor type i've never slept out underneath the stars, the closest that i came to that was one time my car broke down for an hour in the suburbs at night i lied about being the outdoor type. Too scared to let you know you knew what you were looking for I lied until I fit the bill god bless the great indoors I lied about being the outdoor type I've never owned a sleeping bag let alone a mountain bike i can't go away with you on a rock climbing weekend what if somethings on tv and its never shown again its just as well i'm not invited i'm afraid of heights i lied about being the outdoor type Never learned to swim can't grow a beard or even fight I lied about being the outdoor type