Lyrics:

Well, legal age life at variety store
Dealing in dope by the Exit door
Waiting to work like a worm at the core
Standing so long in the snow I'm sore
I'm the king I am therefore
What kind of a fool am I?

Well, legal age life at variety store
These are the things that make me roar:
Disco sux and so does war
The meek shall inherit the Earth no more
I'm the king I am therefore
What kind of a fool am I?

And each time I wake up I try to speak
Well, I felt a cold river of tears upon my cheek
And each time I wake up I feel so weak
Dumbfounded

Ah, legal age life at variety store
Sticking my head through the passenger door