Lyrics:

You've had your fill of laughing gas
And pacing 'round the waiting room
Heard you moved into an empty house
When they broke into the girls bedroom

The daughter of a child
Said she's got the whole thing down
Best inform the missing persons act
You know your daughter can't be found

Do you want something to eat?
Who'd look good in Captoe's hat
Are you trying to poison me
Who said that I could ever act

Daughter of a child...