Lyrics:

I'm a chollo what can I do
I threw my life away now I'm a chollo
I'm a chollo what can I do
I threw my life away now I'm a chollo

I used to be a surferman
Bought me an impala and I sold my van
Got a pair of khakis and a penectan
Now I'm a full fledged Mexican


Well I'm a chollo man
Not a bit of puerto rican
I'm a chollo man


I changed my name to paco
Went to the store and got a taco
It made me feel real macho
Now all my friends are kavacho