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Norman and Norma got married in Cromer
April 1983
It could have been warmer but Norman and Norma
Were happy as theyd ever been
They flew to Majorca and swam in the water
It felt just like having a bath
The piña coladas hit Norma hard
And she fell into bed with a laugh
And she said&

Oh, Norman, its never ever felt like this before
And oh, Norman, Ive never really known your kiss before
Oh no, Norman, Norman&

Norman and Norma had three lovely daughters
Nadia, Nora and Niamh
The firm Norma worked at wouldnt take her back
After maternity leave
They dreamt of Majorca but couldnt afford to go
On Normans salary
So they went to Cromer, got double pneumonia
And Norma remembered when she used to say&

Oh, Norman, its never ever felt like this before
And oh, Norman, Ive never really known your kiss before
Oh no, Norman, Norman&

Twenty years on and the children have gone
And theyre both at a bit of a loss
Theyve tried salsa classes and growing tomatoes
But nothing is getting them off
Then one day in Clacton theres a re-enactment
Of Normans and Saxons, and this
Gets their juices flowing, before long theyre going
And fighting like its 1066!
And she says&

Oh, Norman, its never ever felt like this before
And oh, Norman, Ive never really known such bliss before
Oh no, Norman&
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