Lyrics:

Good morning, Ms Monroe
Erm, have you got a mo?
Theres something you should know
Its about Billy Bird
He left without a word
And what is more Ive heard
He had apparently been taking liberties with the company accounts
Somebody mustve sneaked cause theres a vacant seat
And thats what Im here about

You see these opportunities, opportunities
They dont come along too often
Opportunities, opportunities
Youve gotta take them whenever you can
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Opportunities, opportunities
Youve got to grab them with both of your hands

I know, it is a shame
But if you play that game
Youve no one else to blame
But& hows the family?
Perhaps your husbands free to play some golf with me
This couldnt be your son
No, no, youre much too young
And could this be your daughter too?
You really are a wonder
Id envy anyone who gets to be under you
You know these opportunities, opportunities
They dont come along too often
Opportunities, opportunities
Youve gotta take them whenever you can
La la la, la la la, la la la, la la la
Opportunities, opportunities
Youve got to grab them with both of your hands

Good morning, Officers
Whats that? Youd like a word
Concerning William Bird, hmm&
Well yes, we had a drink
He went straight home I think
This isnt blood& its ink
So I have muddy shoes, whats that to do with you?
To own a shovel isnt odd
Hey, take your hands off me!
I will come quietly, just tell me
Tell me if Ive got the job?!
Because these&

Opportunities, opportunities
They dont come along too often
Opportunities, opportunities
Youve gotta take them whenever you can
Opportunities, opportunities
They have come and gone too often
Opportunities, opportunities
Youve got to grab them with both of your hands
When opportunity knocks& you gotta& urghh
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