Lyrics:

(Yawn)
morning All. I'd Like To Tell You About When I Was A Young Boy. Musta Been Three Or Four Months Old At The Time. I Didn't Really Know What I Wanted, And If I Did, I Wouldn't Have Been Able To Tell Anybody, 'cause All I Could Do Was Gurgle. So I Sat There In Me High-Chair, Thinking One Day, Looking At Me Tray And Thinking What I'd Give For A Meal On There. So I Started Looking Round To See What I Could Have. I Was Rubbing Me Eggy Soldier In Me Head, Trying To Think, And Then I Looked In The Corner And There's A Little Bread Bin With Its Mouth Open, Just Staring At Me, Like. And Then I Looked In And I Saw Bread.

i Thought, Oh Yeah, I'll Have Toast,
a Little Piece Of Toast.

well, Then I Started Getting Older
i Hated This, I Hated That
expensive State Was Ludicrous
and Cafes Couldn't Cater
for The Finer Things In Life
the Upper Crust Was Not For Me
i Could Tell That
so I'd Go Back Home
switch The Kitchen Light On
put The Grill On
slip A Slice Under

and Have Toast
a Little Piece Of Toast

'cause There's So Much To Choose From
there's Brown Bread, White Bread
all Sorts Of Wholemeal Bread
it Comes In Funny Packages
with Writing On The Side
but It Doesn't Matter Which One You Have
'cause When You Cut The Crusts Off
have It With Marmalade
or Butter, Cheese, Tomatoes, Beans, Banana
or Chocolate If You're Strange
it Doesn't Really Matter

oh No, It All Goes With Toast
just Toast

i'm Gonna Think About It Some

boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo
boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo
boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo
boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo
boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo-Boo

that's Toast
mmm Yeah
just Toast

that's Toast
just Toast

well I Go Down The Supermarket
with Me Basket In Me Hand
i'm Walking From One Counter To Another
trying To Find The Bread Stall
but I Can't Find It Anywhere
and Then I Bump Into A Mother
with A Baby In A Basket
and She Says

oh Look, You've Started Him Off Again
i Come Down Here For A Little Bit Of Peace And Quiet
to Get Some Bread To Go Home To Make Toast

just Toast
i Like Toast

yeah, But I Don't Half Like Toast

ok, Scrape That Toast, Boys

good, That's Toast
yeah, Just Toast

i Can't Think About It Any More. I've Got To Go And Have Some, It's No Good
here Listen, I'm Getting A Bit Browned Off Standing Here
me Too
shall We Go And Have Some Toast
good Idea
why Not
ok
i've Got The Grill On
got Any Brown Bread
yeah
have You Got Wholemeal Bread Wheatmeal Bread All Sorts Of Toast
let's Go