Lyrics:

Every Year When Summer Comes Round, Off To The Sea I Go.
i Don't Care If I Do Spend A Pound, I'm Rather Rash I Know.
see Me Dressed Like All The Sports, In My Blazer And A Pair Of Shorts.
with My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock, Along The Promenade I Stroll.
it May Be Sticky But I Never Complain, It's Nice To Have A Nibble At It Now And Again
every Day Wherever I Stray The Kids All Round Me Flock.

one Afternoon The Band Conductor Up On His Stand
somehow Lost His Baton - It Flew Out Of His Hand
so I Jumped In His Place And Then Conducted The Band
with My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock

with My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock, Along The Promenade I Stroll,
in My Pocket It Got Stuck I Could Tell
'cos When I Pulled It Out I Pulled My Shirt Off As Well
every Day Wherever I Stray The Kids All Round Me Flock.

a Girl While Bathing Clung To Me, My Wits Had To Use
she Cried,
'i'm Drowning, And To Save Me, You Won't Refuse
'
i Said,
'well If You're Drowning Then I Don't Want To Lose
my Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock.
'

with My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock, Along The Promenade I Stroll
in The Ballroom I Went Dancing Each Night
no Wonder Every Girl That Danced With Me, Stuck To Me Tight
every Day Wherever I Stray The Kids All Round Me Flock.

a Fellow Took My Photograph It Cost One And Three.
i Said When It Was Done,
'is That Supposed To Be Me
'

'you've Properly Mucked It Up The Only Thing I Can See Is
my Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock.
'