Lyrics:

He's Told Me A Million Times He's Sorry
i Always Take Him Back, Though Soon I Know
he'll Spend The Night With You And Let Me Cryin'
you Don't Love Him, But You Won't Let Him Go

chorus

oh Whiskey, If You Were A Woman
i'd Fight You And I'd Win, Lord Knows I Would
oh Whiskey, If You Were A Woman
i'd Drive You From His Tangled Mind For Good

no Matter What You Do, I'll Do It Better
you'll Never Be The Woman I Could Be
but You Don't Have A Heart Or Any Feelings
so I Can't Even Ask For Sympathy

chorus

oh Whiskey, If You Were A Woman
i'd Drive You From His Tangled Mind For Good.