Lyrics:

Well
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

On Monday, she's a bitch, on Tuesday, she's a bitch
On Wednesday through Saturday, she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different
She's a super King Kamehameha bi-atch

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair (La, la, la-la, la, la-la)
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
She's a stupid bitch (Woo)
Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat dirty bitch
Kyle's mom is a bitch