Lyrics:

Kyle's Mom's a Bitch - Eric Cartman

Well.....
Kyle's mom's a bitch
She's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls

On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednsday through Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a superkinkamayamayabeeatch

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a big big big big big big bitch
Big big big big big big big bitch, she's a stupid bitch

Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch

Talk to kids around the world it might go a little bit
something like this:

[Chinese singing]
[French singing]
[Dutch singing]
[African singing]

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean 'ol bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a big big big big big big bitch

Big big big big big big big bitch, she's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch
I really mean it
Kyles mom, she's a big fat fucking bitch
Big old fat fucking bitch Kyle's mom
Yeah
Chaaaa