Lyrics:

Oh babe I was feeling so horny
The night became a porn movie
Your performance was phoney
Auf Wiedersehen bitch.

Driving in a hired van
Down the autobahn
Flat out doing 82
We got out for some sour kraut
And a walk about
Then the devil came into view

She must have smelled my money
Cause her nipples were hard
It only took a week before she maxed out my card

Kicked her off in Düsseldorf
Then her next day off she appeared in Tokyo
Even though she was just a ho
I could not let go
She wouldn't listen to me when I said

Oh babe I was feeling so horny
The night became a porn movie
Your performance was phoney
Auf Wiedersehen bitch
Back off don't u try to control me
I'd rather die and be lonely
Got my hands to console me
Auf Wiedersehn bitch

She licked my man
Like it was marzipan
Like a German can
It was sehr gut, Danke Shon

Things went bad cause she went mad
She even told my dad
When she saw other girls hanging around

She's only here on Wednesday
And she thinks she's my wife
Went rooting through her hand bag
Shit myself there's a knife.

*scream*

Oh babe I was feeling so horny
The night became a porn movie
Your performance was phoney
Auf Wiedersehen bitch
Back off don't u try to control me
I'd rather die and be lonely
Got my hands to console me
Auf Wiedersehn bitch