Lyrics:

Yeah!

If I had your number
I'd call U on the phone
I'd breathe real heavy, if that didn't work
Maybe I'd start 2 groan
I don't love U
I'm just a horny toad

I don't want your money
Cuz I got all I need
All I want is 2 rub your body
Until U start 2 bleed
I don't love U
I'm just a horny toad

Ooh, yeah
Ooh, ooh

If I had your address
I'd come right 2 your door
I'd knock all day till U let me in
And then I'd knock some more
I ain't crazy
I'm just a horny toad

If U think I'm nasty
U ain't seen nothin' yet
U see, I'm the kinda brother that the more U scream
The nastier I get
I can't help it
I'm just a horny toad

Now watch me dance!
Oh, oh, oh

Run, go tell your boyfriend
His lovin' has got 2 old
He might as well pack his things
And get his dead ass on the road
Tell him U live on a lily pad with a horny toad