Lyrics:

Somebody told me she was seein somebody new when they described him i thought no that can't be true and i saw him last night when i looked at him all i could say was oh my god theyre right you gotta be kiddin me
Hes gotta mustache has she lost her mind hes gotta mustache straight outa 1979
He looks like a porn star i bet he goes to the tanning bed he needs a big gold chain shirt unbuttoned and a hairy chest i bet he wears brute 33 and a spedo at the pool i can understand a gotee or even a fu manchu
Hes gotta mustache has she lost her mind hes gotta mustache straight outa 1979
Im sure hes an alright guy i really outa cut him slack it dont mater how hard i try i can't get past the fact
Unfreakin believable
Hes gotta mustache hes gotta mustache straight outa 1979 on some guys they look great but hes gotta mustache alan jackson he ain't hes gotta mustache hes actually gotta mustache