[Willie Nelson:] The whole sky opens up and it rains down on my head I show up at your door, beat down and soakin wet I know you will open up and let me waltz right in My come whatever, unfair weather friend
[Merle Haggard:] If I find myself out lost on a lonely Friday night The songs aren't hittin home and the whiskey don't taste right A few numbers on the phone and you're on the other end My come whatever, unfair weather friend
[Willie Nelson:] I might wind up stuck out on some old forgotten highway Somehow you'll show up and sure enough be goin' my way
[Merle Haggard:] You're always there, right where you've always been My come whatever, unfair weather friend
[Willie Nelson:] I don't have to wonder where'll you be if I should need you All I have to do is close my eyes and I can see you Always there, right where you've always been
[Merle Haggard:] Sometimes this whole world is my worst enemy And I know where to run when it gets to me No one else but you can make it all make sense My come whatever, unfair weather friend
[Willie Nelson:] My come whatever, unfair weather friend