Well, he's not very handsome to look at Ohh, he's shaggy and he eats like a hog And he's always killin' my chickens That dirty old egg suckin' dog Egg suckin' dog I'm gonna stomp your head in the ground If you don't stay out of my hen house You dirty old egg suckin' hound Now, if he don't stop eatin' my eggs up Though I'm not a real bad guy I'm gonna get my riffle and send him To that great chicken house in the sky Egg suckin' dog Your always hangin' around But you'd better stay out of my hen house You dirty old egg suckin' hound