Lyrics:

[Verse 1]
Funny girl, you look so unassuming
Right up until the room you're captivating
Starts to fill with gut-busting laughter
And you're transformed into a five foot Cleopatra

[Verse 2]
Funny girl, your schedule's pretty crazy
Doing interviews for the new live action Cathy
Could you pencil in an industry outsider?
Yeah, you're young but, baby, you're not getting younger
Funny girl

[Verse 3]
For once your timing wasn't great