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(Dialogue Written By Quentin Tarantino)

vincent
want Some Bacon

jules
naw, Man, I Don't Eat Pork.

vincent
are You Jewish

jules
i Ain't Jewish, I Just Don't Dig On Swine, That's All.

vincent
why Not

jules
pigs Are Filthy Animals. I Don't Eat Filthy Animals.

vincent
yeah, But Bacon Tastes Good. Pork Chops Taste Good.

jules
hey, A Sewer Rat May Taste Like Pumpkin Pie. But I'll Never Know 'cause I
wouldn't Eat The Filthy Motherfuckers. Pigs Sleep And Root In Shit. That's
a Filthy Animal. I Ain't Need Nothin' That Ain't Got Sense Enough To
disregard Its Own Feces.

vincent
how About A Dog Dog Eats Its Own Feces.

jules
i Don't Eat Dog Either.

vincent
yeah, But Do You Consider A Dog To Be A Filthy Animal

jules
i Wouldn't Go So Far As To Call A Dog Filthy, But They're Definitely Dirty.
but A Dog's Got Personality. Personality Goes A Long Way.

vincent
so By That Rationale, If A Pig Had A Better Personality, He Would Cease To
be A Filthy Animal Is That True

jules
well, We'd Have To Be Talkin' 'bout One Charmin' Motherfuckin' Pig. I Mean
he'd Have To Be Ten Times More Charming That That (...) You Know What
i'm Sayin'