Lyrics:

What do you get when you fall in love?
A guy with a pin to burst your bubble
That's what you get for all your trouble
I'll never fall in love

Oh, what do you get when you kiss a guy?
You get enough germs to catch pneumonia
After you do, he'll never phone you
I'll never fall in love again

Don't tell me what it's all about
'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out
Out of those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you

What do you get when you fall in love?
You only get lies, pain and sorrow
So, for at least until tomorrow
I'll never fall in love

Out of those chains that bind you
That is why I'm here to remind you

When you fall in love
You only get lies, pain and sorrow
So, for at least until tomorrow
I'll never fall in love again

No, no, I'll never fall in love again
No, no, I'll never fall in love