Lyrics:

I threw a party. nobody came. I bought all the tickets. they cancelled the game. I give you my picture. it didnt fit your frame Be my friend tonight Be my friend tonight. be my friend tonight. Ill sleep on the couch. you can leave on that light. Well, I wont do nothing wrong till you say its right Come on honey, be my friend tonight Now you bring the glasses and Ill bring the wine Ill rub your shoulders just like they were mine I wont make no passes till its passing time If youre only gonna be my buddy tonight Be my friend tonight. be my friend tonight. Ill sleep on the couch. you can leave on that light. Well, I wont do nothing wrong till you say its right Come on darling, be my friend tonight Well, Ill mind my manners. my ps and qs I wont give you nothing that you cant use Ill whip out that old guitar and sing you the blues Be my friend tonight Be my friend tonight. be my friend tonight. Ill sleep on the couch. you can leave on that light. Well, I wont do nothing wrong till you say its right Come on honey, be my friend tonight Be my friend tonight. be my friend tonight. Ill sleep on the couch. you can leave on that light. Well, I wont do nothing wrong till you say its right Come on darling, be my friend tonight Oh, come on honey, be my friend tonight Please, be my friend tonight.