if I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) i'd Buy You A House (I Would Buy You A House) if I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) i'd Buy You Furniture For Your House (Maybe A Nice Chesterfield Or An Ottoman) if I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) i'd Buy You A K-Car (A Nice Reliant Automobile) if I Had $1000000 I'd Buy Your Love.
if I Had $1000000 I'd Build A Tree Fort In Our Yard. if I Had $1000000 You Could Help, It Wouldn't Be That Hard. if I Had $1000000 Maybe We Could Put A Refrigerator In There. [wouldn't That Be Fabulous]
if I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) i'd Buy You A Fur Coat (But Not A Real Fur Coat That's Cruel) if I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) i'd Buy You An Exotic Pet (Like A Llama Or An Emu) if I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) i'd Buy You John Merrick's Remains (All Them Crazy Elephant Bones) if I Had $1000000 I'd Buy Your Love
if I Had $1000000 We Wouldn't Have To Walk To The Store if I Had $1000000 We'd Take A Limousine 'cause It Costs More if I Had $1000000 We Wouldn't Have To Eat Kraft Dinner. (But We Would!)
if I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) i'd Buy You A Green Dress (But Not A Real Green Dress, That's Cruel) if I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) i'd Buy You Some Art (A Picasso Or A Garfunkel) if I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000) i'd Buy You A Monkey (Haven't You Always Wanted A Monkey!) if I Had $1000000 I'd Buy Your Love
if I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000 if I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000 i'd Be Rich.