Lyrics:

Tie me up and hit me with a stick
Beat me, beat me
Or use a truncheon or a household brick
Yeah, beat me, beat me, oy-oy-oh
Oy-oh, oy-oy-oh, oy-oy-oy-oh
Oy-oh, oy-oy-oh, oy-oh
Well use a truncheon or a cricket bat
Beat me, beat me
A good beating's really where it's at
Yeah beat me, beat me, oy-oy-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oy-oy-oy-oh
Oh-oh, yo-oh
Oh and I'm black and blue
I love you
Be your dog
For just one flog
You don't hear me plead
Make me bleed
Beat me, beat me, oy-oh

There's so much happiness behind these tears, Charlie
Beat me, beat me
I pray you'll beat me for ten thousand years
Beat me, beat me oy-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oy-oy-oy-oh
Oh-oh, yo-oh
Oh well, now
I'm black and blue
I love you
Be your dog
For just one flog
You don't hear me plead
Make me bleed
Beat me, beat me, oy-oh
Oh-oh
Oh-oh!
Oh-oh
Oy-oy-oh
Oy-oh, oy-oy-oh, oy-oy-oy-oh
Oy-oh, oy-oy-oh, oy-oy-ee! Oh
Wee-oh!
Wee-oh!
Oy-oy-oh, oh, oh
Alright!