Lyrics:

spoken: It Was A Moonlit Night In Old Mexico. I Walked Alone Between Some Old
Adobe Haciendas. Suddenly, I Heard The Plaintive Cry Of A Young Mexican Girl.

you Better Come Home, Speedy Gonzales
Away From Tannery Row
Stop Alla Your A-Drinkin'
With That Floozie Named Flo
Come On Home To Your Adobe
And Slap Some Mud On The Wall
The Roof Is Leakin' Like A Strainer
There's Loadsa Roaches In The Hall

Speedy Gonzales, Why Dontcha Come Home?
Speedy Gonzales, How Come Ya Leave Me All Alone?

Spoken In A Male Mexican Accent: 'hey, Rosita-I Hafta Go Shopping Downtown
For My Mudder-She Needs Some Tortillas And Chili Peppers.'

your Doggy's Gonna Have A Puppy
And We're Runnin' Outta Coke
No Enchiladas In The Icebox
And The Television's Broke
I Saw Some Lipstick On Your Sweatshirt
I Smelled Some Perfume In Your Ear
Well If You're Gonna Keep On Messin'
Don't Bring Your Business Back A-Here

Mmm, Speedy Gonzales, Why Dontcha Come Home?
Speedy Gonzales, How Come Ya Leave Me All Alone?

Spoken In A Male Mexican Accent: 'hey, Rosita-Come Queek-Down At The Cantina
They Giving Green Stamps With Tequila!!'