Lyrics:

There were the trees, see the grass, a thing gets inspired
Said, 'This is the place I will try' and he did
Stood in the dark, sat a man who beckoned him in
But leaving his grass was a sin but he did

Cucumber castle be ever so humble it's home
He saw the lights in the cellar reflect in his eyes
Yet early that morning was he to receive a surprise

Cucumber castle be ever so humble it's home
Cucumber castle be ever so humble it's home

Said, 'Are you leaving or are you receiving my friend?'
'Doesn't need any money till then' and he did
He said, 'I'm the owner not you and this is my stead
So give it to me now, I'm dead' and he did, said

Cucumber castle be ever so humble it's home
Cucumber castle be ever so humble it's home