Lyrics:

There were the trees, see the grass, a thing gets inspired
Said, 'Here is the place I will try,' and he did
Stood in the dark, sat a man who had beckoned him in
But leaving his grass was a sin, but he did
Cucumber Castle be ever so humble, it's home
He saw the light in the cellar reflect in his eyes
Yet early that morning was he to receive a surprise
Cucumber Castle be ever so humble, it's home
Cucumber Castle be ever so humble, it's home
He said, 'Are you leaving or are you receiving, my friend
Does need any money 'til then' and he did
He said, 'I'm the owner, not you, and this is my stead
So give it to me, now I'm dead,' and he did, said
Cucumber Castle be ever so humble, it's home
Cucumber Castle be ever so humble, it's home, home