Lyrics:

Have you ever had a ride in a light blue car?
Have you ever stopped to think the slave that is the master?
Have you ever had trouble with your automobile?
Have you ever had to push, push, push, push?
Car trouble, oh yeah

You might have seen them very busy at the weekends
Licking and polishing the beep, beeps into shape
Then it's proudly up the M1, M2, M3
Keep your feet off the upholstery, Ronnie
Car trouble, oh yeah
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
You don't need anything after an ice cream

I used to sit at home silently and wonder
Why all the preference is polishing the chrome
While all the mothers and the sisters and the babies
Sit and rot at home
Car trouble, oh yeah

(And remember this)
You don't need anything after an ice cream
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble
Car, car, car trouble