Lyrics:

In!

You give me Valentine, think you're a writer
You hit the ceiling, then you're a fighter
You dance a tap, you look like a plumber
You flash a smile, become a summer, are you a summer?
You grow a daffodil, then you're a gardener
You pick a few chords and then you're Wagner
You play a trick on me, think you're magician
You dance the bump, babe, you cause collision, see, a collision (ooh, yeah)
(Bang, bang)
I'm a carpenter, carpenter
(Chop, chop)
I'm a woodchopper, yeah
(Oh, bang, bang)
I'm a carpenter, carpenter
(Chop, chop)
I'm a woodchopper, oh, yeah
Hey, pop star
You make the chart once, they call you star kid
You play snap, you're the Cincinnati Kid
You shake your rhythm stick, they adore you down in Chelsea
You beat the slot machine, you think you're wealthy
Are you wealthy, hey, ooh?
You make a fascist stance, you're this year's model
Anybody knows, boys, it's all a doddle
It takes a lawyer, boys, a month to mail ya
We've all gone mad, no sense of values, no sense of values, ooh
(Bang, bang)
I'm a carpenter, carpenter
(Chop, chop)
I'm a woodchopper, yeah
(Oh, bang, bang)
I'm a carpenter, carpenter
(Chop, chop)
I'm a woodchopper, oh

Oh, we've been a fickle lot since time immemorial
The lunacy stems, I'm sure, from editorial
But pay me no heed, I'm just accusatorial
But that's the way it is, I'm sorry, y'all, I'm sorry, y'all
(Bang, bang)
I'm a carpenter, carpenter
(Chop, chop)
I'm a woodchopper, yeah
(Oh, bang, bang)
I'm a carpenter, carpenter
(Chop, chop)
I'm a woodchopper, yeah
(Bang, bang)
I'm a carpenter, carpenter
(Chop, chop)
I'm a woodchopper, woodchopper
(Oh, bang, bang)
I'm a carpenter, carpenter
(Chop, chop)
Oh, I'm a woodchopper, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Bang, bang)
I'm a carpenter, carpenter
(Chop, chop)
I'm a woodchopper, woodchopper, yeah
(Oh, bang, bang)
I'm a carpenter, carpenter
(Chop, chop)
I'm a woodchopper