Lyrics:

Well I remember my first day at public school I was very scared of getting pummeled And sure enough I did at first recess I got pegged in the head by a big red ball It stung and my head hung Back to class with a bloody nose And soon it was lunchtime Mom said I should ask about how poor kids can get fed So I got a book of tickets and a schedule and it read: Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk Thursday - Sloppy Joes and burritos in a bag Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week All the kids would line up super early just to eat Monday - Hot Dog, Tuesday - Taco Wednesday - Hamburgers and Chocolate Milk Thursday - Sloppy Joes and burritos in a bag Friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week It always came with salad and a side of cold green beans Hooray for Pizza Day Hooray for Pizza Day I miss Pizza Day The best day of the week Well, I remember my first day in Jr. High I had hairspray in my hair And my pants were way too tight And all the breakers and new wavers And the rockers and the preps Would all be in their places On the front lawn or the steps I hung out with some punker kids Who used to make me laugh I got thrown in the dumpster By some rich kids near the caf