Lyrics:

(Joe Nicholssteve Deanwil Nance)

here I Sit A Nobody With No One
bein' Me Ain't Really All That Fun
leavin' Her Wasn't Very Smart
admittin' I Was Wrong Wouldn't Be So Hard

if It Was Cool To Be A Fool
i'd Be The Hippest Guy Around
if A Heartache Made You Famous
i'd Be Known From Town To Town
if Tears Were Made Of Pennies
and A Cold Beer Brought Her Back
my Bank Account And Self Esteem
would Both Be In The Black
if Some Hollywood Producer Made A Movie That Was Sad
about Some Guy Who Lost The Best Thing He Ever Had
hey, I Could Be A Star
if It Was Cool To Be A Fool

but We All Know The Way It Really Is
you Don't Get Recognized For Doin' Things Like This
you Spend A Lotta Time Feelin' Sorry For Yourself
it Doesn't Really Mean That Much To Anybody Else

if It Was Cool To Be A Fool
i'd Be The Hippest Guy Around
if A Heartache Made You Famous
i'd Be Known From Town To Town
if Tears Were Made Of Pennies
and A Cold Beer Brought Her Back
my Bank Account And Self Esteem
would Both Be In The Black
if Some Hollywood Producer Made A Movie That Was Sad
about Some Guy Who Lost The Best Thing He Ever Had
hey, I Could Be A Star
if It Was Cool To Be A Fool

hey, I Could Be A Star
if It Was Cool To Be A Fool