Lyrics:

She Was Comin To Town On A Whirlwind Tour
and My Baby Just Had To Go
so I Stood In Line For 16 Hours For A 90-Minute Show
i Spent 87 Dollars For Nosebleed Tickets
and Another 20 On A Beer
it Kinda Looked Like Madonna But A Whole Lot Smaller
i Couldn't Really Tell From There

[chorus]
i Want My Money
i Want My Money Back
i Know Its Gone I Should Move On
but That Don't Change The Fact
it Just Ain't Right
no Way Nobody Should Do Somebody Like That
so Where's My Money
i Want My Money Back

i Spent 4 Long Years Fillin Up My Head With A Higher Education
they Promised Me The Skills I Need To Improve My Situation
45 Grand Bought A Long Black Gown And A Tassel On My Hat
now I'm Qualified To Super-Size
and Say Do You Want Fries With That

[chorus]
i Want My Money
i Want My Money Back
i Know Its Gone I Should Move On
but That Don't Change The Fact
it Just Ain't Right
no Way Nobody Should Do Somebody Like That
so Where's My Money
i Want My Money Back

i Know I'm Only Dreamin, Yeah
i'm Never Gonna See It Again
but It Doesn't Hurt To Ask

it Just Ain't Right
no Way Nobody Should Do Somebody Like That
i Want My Money
where's My Money
find That Money 'cause I Need My Money
gimme My Money
i Want My Money Back
gimme My Money Back
gimme My Money Back
i Want My Money Back