Lyrics:

(DiffordTilbrook) WARNING: These lyrics are unconfirmed and may be inaccurate. They represent the best attempt at deciphering the song we have yet to see. You make-believe celebrities Taking bows in front of me In your dickey-bow ties In your dickey-bow ties Pick your nose beside the stage Jesus Christ has come of age So you've had a good cry So you've had a good cry Reach out there's people in the stalls A Blackpool season isn't very small Reading commercials on TV Is just as good as a bad Page 3 review We all know it's so hard for you Revue We all know it's so hard for you In the dressing room you find Telegrams with good luck lines So nice to be known So nice to be known The curtain falls so that's the end You hit the bottle once again So you've had a good crowd So you're one of the crowd Reach out there's people in the stalls A Blackpool season isn't very small Reading commercials on TV Is just as good as a bad Page 3 review We all know it's so hard for you Revue We all know it's so hard for you Revue We all know it's so hard for you Revue We all know it's so hard for you