Lyrics:

Sarah said she wanted
to be a famous movie star
No conspiracy at all
A black coat and pink umbrella
Now she is, now she's singing in the rain

Susie said she loves
to cuddle trees in the park
No conspiracy at all
Fifty tons of water streaming to the roots
of a wooden loverboy

Louie said he met
the finest girl he has ever seen
The same thing he said last week
He's just tired of being alone, he is alone
Being the best friend I've ever had

If we go our own way
why shouldn't we make it
a road through fields
fields of joy
better than this
it can never be

No conspiracy at all
No conspiracy at all

A black coat and pink umbrella
Now she is, now she's singing in the rain

If we go our own way
why shouldn't we make it
a road through fields
fields of joy
better than this
it can never be