Lyrics:

He had an itch that wouldn't stop
He caught it from someone who didn't wash
He had a nest for a crotch
He had one big piece of hot property
He's just a kid
The Kwellada Kid
He had an itch
Only Kwellada could fix

He was afraid to drop his pants
He was embarrassed by his nasty rash
It was in the shape of Italy
His penis was his scratching post
He's just a kid
The Kwellada Kid
He had an itch
Only Kwellada could fix
He's just a kid
The Kwellada Kid
He had an itch
Only Kwellada could fix

He's going back to that town
He's gonna hunt that creature down
He's gonna pull its panties down
And eat those crabs for lunch
He's going back to that town
He's gonna hunt that creature down
He's gonna pull its panties down
And eat those crabs for lunch
He's just a kid (he's going back to that town)
The Kwellada Kid (he's gonna hunt that creature down
The Kwellada Kid (he's gonna pull its panties down)
And eat those crabs for lunch
He's just a kid (he's going back to that town)
The Kwellada Kid (he's gonna hunt that creature down
The Kwellada Kid (he's gonna pull its panties down)
And eat those crabs for lunch