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He has two heads and he has three legsHe has no tail what a crying shameThere is nothing for him to wagTo let us know that he's happyIs he rabid? no.Is he rabid? no.Hey, I ought to knowIs he playful? yes.Is he playful? yesOr would you rather guess?Eats pitbulls for breakfastEats pitbulls for breakfastAnd swallows them wholeMutated dog is my best friendHe ate the teacher and the teacher's petWhile running loose in the backyardHe feeds on little kiddie's armsHe's my mutated dogHe really means no harmLyricsFreak