Lyrics:

Hey, Manuel
Hey, Manuel
Hey, Manuel
It was noon and, the sun was shinin'
Manuel sharpened his blade
He stuck it in the ground
It came out twice as long
Chopped off the end of his leg
Madness sprouted, in that garden (what a mess he's in)
Manuel felt strange (he turned on his friend)
Then his mind shifted as the vines twisted (he drinks to forget)
He became quite crazed
The barbed wire fence post
It felt quite wooden
As he impaled himself on the steel
As the blood ran down, he felt so horrible
Reached for a tequila worm and beer

Razor swallowin' in that garden
He winced with pain
Like a curse lifted, he begged for forgiveness
But it was too late
Oh, Manuel has messed up again
Oh, Manuel has messed up again
Oh, Manuel has messed up again
Oh, Manuel he has messed up again