Lyrics:

Dean Martin was a Martian

I had a dream that I saw Dean
Yes, I saw Dino in my dream
He had the body of an alien
He was visiting planet Earth for the weekend
Dean Martin was a Martian
Dean Martin was a Martian
Dean Martin was a Martian
Approach with extreme caution

He was drinking a dry martini
He couldn't hear me, he couldn't see me
He was wearing a thong bikini
Picked up a pitch fork then killed jerry
Dean Martin was a Martian
Dean Martin was a Martian
Dean Martin was a Martian
Approach with extreme caution

Dean Martin was a Martian
Dean Martin was a Martian
Dean Martin was a Martian
Approach with extreme caution
Dean Martin was a Martian
Dean Martin was a Martian
Dean Martin was a Martian
Approach with extreme caution