Lyrics:

Running away to join the circus
Every little boy's dream
When he got there, he discovered
The circus life isn't all it seems
The bearded lady was a bitch
The clown was always drunk
The strongman was a queer
Wore a dress from the costume trunk
And as he got older
He found himself a shoulder
Belonging to the big man
Wearing black high heels
And since they are a couple
They often dance the shuffle
In fact, they led the parade last year
The bearded lady was a bitch
The clown was always drunk
The strongman was a queer
Wore a dress from the costume trunk

The bearded lady had three tits
The clown was well hung
The strongman drank twelve beers
Then puked in the costume trunk