Who dares wins Dan Dares He got it wrong His rocket got bombed The Mekon Got a big head With sta-prest waffle trousers Tram lines in his hair A John Partridge shooters mack Fuck Lyle & Scott The haves - they always got it wrong We don't - we have not!
I've got a barbed wire brain On a cheap fight to self-destruction With an overnight stay-in I can't function I'm not a mod - I'M GOD I'm not a mod - I'M GOD!
And you can stick this job Right up your arse
What's it like? Sticking probes into boxes of dead chickens Until 8 o'clock at night What's it like? Knowing you're just an average musician And this is your shite life What's it like? Putting your cock inside another drunk woman - I'm like, 'alright!' What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like?
She wants me to shag her I ain't gonna shag her - fuck her I'm doing the can-can man
I'm a summer boy I wear deck shoes with no socks I feel wrong I'm twisted I'm a twat in a box With no lid on top And the spring's fucked I hit women I'm a bird beater I guard my pathetic set of values Like a deluded social phobe with no friends And a chronic obsession with becoming a Beefeater
What's it like? Sticking probes into boxes of dead chickens Until 8 o'clock at night What's it like? Knowing you're just an average musician And this is your shite life What's it like? Putting your cock inside another drunk woman - I'm like, 'alright!' What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like?
I stick my fingers up - well look at me I do the pogo - it's in the city I stick my fingers up - look at me I do the pogo - it's in the city What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like? What's it like?