Lyrics:

I was walkin' the dog
I saw you sittin' on your veranda
And when I came back thru
You were tangoin' with Amanda
Emma Jean,
Won't you unlock the back door screen
And invite me in
For some gin and lemonade
I'd really love to love you
My little half tropical maid
Every time I pass by
I can see thru you big screen door
Two lovely lesbian ladies
Slow dancing on the parquet floor
Emma Jean,
Won't you unlock the back door screen
And invite me in
For some gin and lemonade
I'd really love to love you
My little half tropical maid

I get the chills and fever
Everytime I look in your face
I just don't understand
Why you don't ask me up to your place
Emma Jean,
Won't you unlock the back door screen
And invite me in
For some gin and lemonade
I'd really love to love you
My little half tropical maid
I'd love to love you
My little half tropical maid
I'd just love to love you
My little tropical maid