Lyrics:

The room is ready for Ralph
the room is ready for Ralph
the room is ready
they've readied the room
the room is ready for Ralph
Come in Ralph
Ralph here
is the room ready
is the room ready for Ralph?
Ralph here
is the room ready
is the room ready for Ralph?
The room is ready for Ralph, Ralph,
the room is ready for Ralph
the room is ready for Ralph
we've readied the room Ralph
and the room is ready for Ralph
come in Ralph
Ralph's not here
is the room ready
is the room ready for Rose?
Ralph's not here
is the room ready
is the room ready for Rose?
No Rose
the room's only ready for Ralph Rose
we've readied the room for Ralph
The room is ready for Ralph Rose
The room is ready for Ralph
Come in Ralph, come in Ralph
Is the room ready for Barry
is the room ready for Barry
Ralph's not here
is the room ready
is the room ready for Barry?
No Barry
the room isn't ready for Barry
but the room is ready for Ralph
the room is ready for Ralph
the room is ready for Ralph
come in Ralph
Is the room ready for Roy
is the room ready for Roy
is the room ready
the room ready
is the room ready for Roy?
The room's only ready for Ralph
the room's only ready for Ralph Roy
The room is ready for Ralph
and they've readied the room for Ralph Roy
Come in Ralph
Come in Ralph
The room is ready for Ralph
the room is ready for Ralph
the room is ready
they've readied the room
the room is ready for Ralph
Come in Ralph
Is the room ready for Rod?...